I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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