I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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