The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
birth control should be required to get into college
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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