how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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