Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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