He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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