Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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