he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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