I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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