i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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