Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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