I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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