Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Umm I'm too high to move.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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