I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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