I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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