but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i now understand why vodka
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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