Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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