I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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