your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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