Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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