I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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