i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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