Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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