There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I currently don't understand fingers.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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