i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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