Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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