my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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