i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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