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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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