i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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