So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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