My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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