Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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