god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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