9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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