I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Just pee around me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Terrible idea I love it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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