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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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