When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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