Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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