you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I know her cup size but not her name....
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