at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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