I wish you could order shots online.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Breakfast tacos?
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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