this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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