She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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