ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Sober January is a disaster.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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