so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
home. puking in laundry basket.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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