Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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