Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...