Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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