i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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