Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize