I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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