and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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