did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I currently don't understand fingers.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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