I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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