Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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