Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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