he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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