Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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